kylie jenner’s oscar worthy snapchat story…
OMFG?
@just-a-mortal-elf I JDSJHSJAJ
how to get laid
1. light-up heelys
i get so offended when my body decides we’re gonna get sick like i fed you a VEGETABLE last week how DARE you betray me like this. ungrateful
(via i-r-x-s)
In high school ya gotta learn that if you’re late you might as well be hella late and go have some breakfast or some shit
(via clockworkprinceherondale)
Be My Valentine Hannibal painted by Gassada
Hannibal really loves giving away bleeding hearts.
(via fuckinghannibal)
*walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?
(via heart)
funny story
in elementary school, i was waiting for my friend to come to my house and it was a cool summer day and the front door was wide open for air to come in. i was sitting on the steps near my door when i heard footsteps so i thought it would be funny to scare him. i burst through the screen door SCREAMING. I heard (in a much lower voice than expected) “WHAT THE FUCK!”. i look over and see the mailman putting mail in my mailbox. i say nothing and rush back in my house and cry of laughter.
(via asian)
“My daughter is blind and her grade 2 class is exchanging Valentines tomorrow. She brailled “love” on each one and then used a heart-shaped hole punch. The letters in print are so her classmates know what it says.” by reddit user mack3r.
Now this made my heart melt!
If this girl is ever bullied or made to feel worthless I’ll unleash hell on those who made her feel that way. She’s so precious
(via sixpenceee)
"When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don’t get to decide that you didn’t."- Louis C.K. (via safeguards)
(via bunlly)
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(via confirmance)