nickelode0n:

baby, i don’t care about your stomach

or your legs

or how big your boobs are

i don’t care about you at all

leave me alone



baeddelbludd:

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes



I’d rather be happy and odd than miserable and ordinary
Good night, Mr. Tom by Michelle Magorian (via quotemybooks)


Its not just about sex… Don’t get me wrong sex is fucking great… But when you have a connection with someone… When you feel so strong for someone… Just a kiss is enough to make your knees weak… You just cant beat that…
— (via kbfoto)


princexposition:

when ur mom says you need to get a job but u know ur not ready

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alphascottz:

favorite moment per episode: supernatural

roadkill (2.16)







a-dur:

onefitmodel:

realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing 

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realising that you’re reading this almost halfway through 2014 and still haven’t achieved anything

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duluozlegend:

what i predict will be my most underrated joke of all time

duluozlegend:

what i predict will be my most underrated joke of all time



glitterandmetal-yt-da:

Don’t you love celebrities making fun of rumours?







mxtori:

businessinsider:

7 QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ASK AT THE END OF EVERY JOB INTERVIEW.

Click here to find out why these questions help you.

This is so important!

I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared.

Don’t be me.



  • me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy