baby, i don’t care about your stomach
or your legs
or how big your boobs are
i don’t care about you at all
leave me alone
LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes
when ur mom says you need to get a job but u know ur not ready
realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
realising that you’re reading this almost halfway through 2014 and still haven’t achieved anything
what i predict will be my most underrated joke of all time
Don’t you love celebrities making fun of rumours?
doin a group project like
This is so important!
I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared.
Don’t be me.